http://provosucks.com Utah Valley's Reality Check Wed, 07 Jul 2010 07:18:00 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en One thing Provo will probably never have is a brewery.  The subtle nuances of freshly made beer escape many the keystone drenched yokel local. First, Here's What I Like From Utah Utah isn't completely bereft of delicious microbrew, my favorite would be Wasatch brewery in Park City.  Their Apricot Hefe was probably ... http://provosucks.com/?p=23 Anyone that is a friend of Chris Burke must never have seen this window into his tiny shrivelled soul. Lately I've been seriously addicted to Chopped, the cooking show on Food Network.  They always purposely have a dick hole competitor and it's funny how they always put them on the ... http://provosucks.com/?p=22 This Saturday morning I went to Bicentennial Park for my customary disc golf rituals.  Don't know what disc golf is?  Yes it's that nerdy sport known to Seinfeldites as "frolf."  Provo actually offers quite a well-laid-out disc golf course at this park, and I even like it more than Salt ... http://provosucks.com/?p=21 Najix was seen this weekend at the Taco Bell in Orem.  Najix is best known for his role where he plays himself in the South Park 100th episode entitled Cancelled. Najix plays himself, an intergalactic reality TV show director for a show called Earth. Najix and his other Alien colleagues ... http://provosucks.com/?p=20 If you're planning on driving through Utah, primarily Utah Valley, be warned that those things you see driving cars are not human, they are some species of sheep, ovus utardus to be exact.  This guide will take you through the basic techniques of making it out of Utah alive. 1. Watch ... http://provosucks.com/?p=19 In Utah Valley, the Mecca of Secret Backbiting, where the pricks kick against the pricks, where phonies multiply like rabbits, you're bound to meet a lot of interesting people. But, in other news, lets go to the weekly SEO blooper reel: Ever known of anyone with an agenda or grudge to SEO ... http://provosucks.com/?p=18 A blog that hates on Utah Valley wouldn't be complete without a portrait of Utah Valley's Higher Education system. I've been working mostly for the past 5-6 years and am coming back to school finally. Since UVSC has moved up in the world and is now UVU, they ... http://provosucks.com/?p=17 Some upcoming events of note in the Mother Land (Salt Lake City): September 15, Tilly and The Wall at In The Venue October 9, Deerhoof at the Urban Lounge October 30, Girl Talk, at In The Venue November 17, of Montreal at The Murray Theater You could have gone to see Architecture in Helsinki for ... http://provosucks.com/?p=16 What better way to celebrate distaste for the town I live in than to celebrate what I did out of town. A week or so ago Jenna and I rolled down thunder mountain to see Devendra Banhart and Beck play at the Grand Sierra in Reno, Nevada. If ... http://provosucks.com/?p=15 A message from a friendly neighborhood libertarian inspired this post, kind of on the same wave length as the previous post regarding the trend in Provo to engage in "Mickey Mouse Club Style Rule Breaking". Apparently, and no doubt a member of the Guild of Calamitous Intent, Scissors Man is still ... http://provosucks.com/?p=14