A message from a friendly neighborhood libertarian inspired this post, kind of on the same wave length as the previous post regarding the trend in Provo to engage in “Mickey Mouse Club Style Rule Breaking“.

Apparently, and no doubt a member of the Guild of Calamitous Intent, Scissors Man is still on the loose.

Supposedly back when people my age were watching Tiny Toons after school, there was some pervert who, going by the moniker ’scissors man’ crept up on sleeping people in the BYU Harold B. Lee Library cutting off snippets of their clothes in inopportune bodily areas.   Inopportune for the student, not scissors man, of course.

This is more creative than setting up camp outside David John Hall, but still, doesn’t it seem like there are more mentally ill people in this valley than really anywhere else?